Hello, my name is Tyler Burgess. Husband, girl dad, cheer dad, a recovering addict, lifelong gamecock🤙🏻 fan...I am here for jokes if you are easily offended please feel free to unfollow me
My girl is in 1st after the first day of cheer sport!!!! So proud!!!
February 18, 2023
Cheer season is officially on and popping…first big comp of the year. pic.twitter.com/5iMv97Tmoy
February 18, 2023
Tony romo just talks…and talks…and talks about nothing.
January 22, 2023
So the refs are trying to get joe burrow killed…
January 22, 2023
How is it still effing January!!! Shouldn’t it be march by now??
January 22, 2023
Love this jersey match up. Takes me back to the 90’s watching my cowboys beat the niners. twitter.com/dallas_tracker…
January 22, 2023
The cowboys Danny white. twitter.com/Jaberuski/stat…
January 22, 2023
So my daughter met @CoachSBeamer before she went out on the court to cheer. He gave her a high five and now she cla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21, 2023
If you’re looking for me I’m at the very top of the arena. pic.twitter.com/SbvXmV8dhU
January 21, 2023
It’s never good when your wife calls and says come get your kid.
January 20, 2023
Any recommendations for kid friendly restaurants in downtown Columbia???
January 20, 2023
Yep…my wife. twitter.com/MadScientistFF…
January 20, 2023
Anyone going to be at the basketball game tomorrow? Be sure to stick around for the half time entertainment. My bab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20, 2023
Got a big meeting at work so I had to bust out them new pink purple and yellow joints. pic.twitter.com/iT8ip6fM22
January 17, 2023
So gamecock twitter I know the men’s team hasn’t been great at home the last few games but this weekend at the aubu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 16, 2023
Not the blue jerseys!!! twitter.com/dallas_tracker…
January 16, 2023
Holy fuck balls he should of caught that.
January 15, 2023
Baltimore is teaching a class in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
January 15, 2023
Did they just run the fucking ball?? What is happening?
January 15, 2023
The time management today has been mind boggling.
January 15, 2023
Wait there is a what in the what now? twitter.com/ByPatForde/sta…
January 15, 2023
Magnum PI, night court?? Are we just out of original ideas?
January 15, 2023
January 15, 2023
The bengals secondary are all the hottest of garbage.
January 15, 2023
You can’t make this shit up.
January 15, 2023
I think the football gods did to much cocain this weekend.
January 15, 2023
Well that shit just happened.
January 15, 2023
Eli Apple is the hottest of garbage.
January 15, 2023
The ravens offense seems to be just run around and see what happens.
January 15, 2023
Just an fyi....hardware stores. Not a great place to try and catch Pokemon.
July 17, 2016
I just made a Drake reference using Snapchat...don't try and tell me I'm not still down with what the kids find hip....they still say hip right?
July 16, 2016
The bathroom at work seems to be a pokemon rich enviorment...which leads me to believe that pokemon are filthy creatures.
July 14, 2016
July 14, 2016
Man that Stan Lee is so full of shit...Peter Parker gets bit by a spider he has Spidey sense and is shooting webs out his wrist....I got bit in the FACE by a spider and all I got was a gross leaky bump on my face.(yeah I went ultra descriptive there and I apologize).
July 13, 2016
Has anyone ever stopped to breakdown the amount of illegal shit going down in the first verse of Nate dogg and warren g's regulate? Warren clearly taking part in an illegal craps game, then he gets jacked for his rings and his Rolex, then Nate dogg clearly witnessed a traffic accident and leaves the scene...oh and then he commits multiple homiacides with what let's assume is an unregistered firearm. REGULATORS MOUNT UP!!!
Thank god!!! Only one more day left in the 70 day summer Bataan death march through hell....another year down let's hope next year is easier.
July 13, 2016
I am pretty sure I have gone on record as saying this but I feel the need to be clear...The phrase Ding Ding is always funny. it's one of the few things that makes me laugh regardless of context are situation.
July 12, 2016
Wait...what? You can't just change the lyrics of a national anthem...right?
July 12, 2016
See here are the fun things you are missing by not following me on snapchat!! I again would like to take this opportunity to state my snapchat is a ding ding free zone!!!!
July 12, 2016
July 12, 2016
I would say there are very few living things on this planet that I hate(we all know how I feel about baseball but I have no ill will towards those who are associated it with..so that doesn't count here) any way like I said a very short list...1.snakes 2.raciest people 3.people who don't get "it" 4. Very small group of individuals who have wronged me in some way that in my world is unreconcilable for whatever reason. I have added a new 5th thing...Frogs!!! In our neighborhood they are every where they are loud and they scare shit out of my dog. So congrats frogs welcome to the list.
"Being in charge is like piloting a jet...Hours of boredom interrupted by moments of sheer terror."---John A Burgess