

Hello, my name is Evan Robert.

Rocket League
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA01163_00
July 14, 2015
You know you're losing it when you start humming and lightly singing the lyrics to "Too Many Cooks"
November 11, 2014
How the fuck can you block Washington street for a race. I can't get to my house. Fuck you Boston police
September 21, 2014
My watch says I have a resting heart rate of 48. Almost an astronaut mom
September 16, 2014
"Perfect practice makes perfect" #NoShortCuts
September 11, 2014
"That phone you've had for less than 2 years.... IS FUCKING WORTHLESS" - Tim Cook
September 9, 2014
This is why you don't wear white after labor day girls. Unexpected rainstorm means surfs SUP for paddle boarding
September 2, 2014
$475 for rent? I could get used to this....
September 2, 2014

http://s2.glbimg.com/_VQaaoD3EFtaf5PLtaNz0kejK6I=/top/s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2014/08/13/gerrard-moreno-xabialonso.jpg
https://mediacru.sh/wcz6iY8SncPY
August 31, 2014

The Great Dane gets to age out at home. Thanks Dagger.
https://mobile.twitter.com/LFC/status/505671376087556096
August 30, 2014

Hey all you mobile designers..... start learning about material design for android.
July 7, 2014
Do people burn cds and dvds? Is that a thing still?
April 17, 2014

Everyone sign up for pancho so I can get a free umbrella. #WantSwag #NeedSwag
April 4, 2014
EVERYONES USING THE INTERNET AND TEXTING!!!!
February 2, 2014
I'm drowning in top ten lists...
January 29, 2014