Hello, my name is Captain Fly By Night. Metal-winged; F1 Enthusiast. Views here are my own and not my employer's.
Boeing, Airbus should make this standard takeoff procedure. Imagine the lives we'll save by avoiding crashes this w…
December 19, 2016
Meth-heads are scary
November 11, 2016
It will pass but like a piece of undigested glass marble one stupidly swallowed
November 9, 2016
The red caps are coming. The red caps are coming.
November 9, 2016
This week is depressing. No new episode of the Flash either. I'm just gonna go stare into my fridge.
November 9, 2016
Quite a few voted for Harambe, the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla. Lest we forget.
November 9, 2016
When Qatari propaganda just wouldn't accept defeat.
November 9, 2016
They should fast track & release all future Nicolas Cage movies before Trump transforms the White House into a Mad…
November 9, 2016
Well, next elections, Hindsight 2020.
November 9, 2016
Those who voted Trump basically chose to skydive without a parachute and land straight into a poisonous cactus plantation balls first.
November 9, 2016
Judgement error is when you want to chicken pizza but you order chicken pineapple pizza instead because it sounds good. This was hara-kiri.
November 9, 2016
Choosing Hillary over Bernie wasn't a judgement error.
November 9, 2016
It's official.
November 9, 2016
When you couldn't finish your inflight movie but your flight has already landed.
October 18, 2016
PSA: If you're using Godrej's @NaturesBasket, they do sell your email address to third party and you will be subjected to a lot of spam.
October 17, 2016
Salons are an annoying bunch. If I am there for a haircut, I do not give a shit about your Oxygen Ultra Gold Platinum Virgin Whatever facial
October 13, 2016
Dear Brazil, if you let us win this one, I promise to never make fun of that German blitzkrieg you had to face not…
October 13, 2016
And they put the Ugg in Ugghh🤢
October 13, 2016
I don't know who created the algorithm for Spotify's Discover Weekly feature, but if I ever see you, I'm buying you a beer.
October 1, 2016
This is an abomination.
October 1, 2016
A picture is worth a thousand words. But Note that this is worth seven.
October 1, 2016
The Iranian Hospital in Jumeirah looks like any other Iranian architectural marvel - a place you could rent to organize an emergency wedding
September 26, 2016
Sanitation means more than just access to toilets! Vouch for an ODF India--budget for Fecal Sludge and Septage Management! #CMsForChange
September 26, 2016
.@wash_alliance Thanks for your leadership in WASH! It’s time to join the global community & ensure #SanitationForAll #GlobalCitizenIndia
September 26, 2016
.@wash-LF Thanks for standing up for WASH. It’s time to join hands with other influencers to ensure #SanitationForAll #GlobalCitizenIndia
September 26, 2016
.@leehsienloong & @MFAsg thx for championing #WorldToiletDay @UN Now lets #talktoilets to help change millions of lives through sanitation.
September 26, 2016
.@vijayanpinarayi @drthomasisaac Only 1% away! Include migrant workers & make Kerala ODF by #WorldToiletDay #TheLastMile #GlobalCitizenIndia
September 26, 2016
Say goodbye to aux-input in your McLarens next year. Only Bluetooth.
September 21, 2016
Head still there, check.
September 21, 2016
Floods in Bihar and people fighting over water in Karnataka-Tamil Nadu. Somebody build an app for that.
September 12, 2016
Guess we're all pimping ourselves out for them Coldplay tickets huh
September 12, 2016
I believe that change starts with me! #ShuruaatHoonMain #GlobalCitizenIndia
September 12, 2016
50G on a 777. Gonna be ✋🏽-ing everyone aiming for club mile high.
September 3, 2016
I'm laughing so hard I choked.
August 31, 2016
I miss Twitter from when everyone wasn't trying to sell something to everyone else.
August 30, 2016
This is supposed to be news, lads and ladies.
August 30, 2016
Tinder rule of thumb. If there is more than one person in the profile picture, it's the ugliest one whose profile you're looking at.
August 30, 2016
LMAO Major bullshit. An uberPOOL BLR ride would end up with everyone pulling each other's hair out in this traffic.
August 30, 2016
Early afternoon dose of @BehrouzBiryani. Nobody tell my trainer.
August 29, 2016
The cat did it #spoileralert #HBO #TheNightOf
August 10, 2016
Why is the Sci Fi catalogue on @NetflixIndia so terrible? It's like you watch 2-3 titles and all you're left with is Journey 2 or some shit.
August 6, 2016
Of all bright ideas they come up with at ISIS, this one is so bright I'm having to wear sunglasses to read it up
August 1, 2016
Massive DC-10 fire retardant
August 1, 2016
It was my driver using uTorrent. Wasn't me
August 1, 2016
Praise be for whoever came up with grilled cheese sandwiches. It's the smallest things in life. Can we make crust-less bread a thing though?
August 1, 2016
Love is in the air. What I would give to have someone in my life who'd look at me like that
July 30, 2016
This should win the Pulitzer Prize for best work in non fiction, #FlyDubai flight records – the leaked documents
July 30, 2016
Looks like @foodpandaIndia has found a new way to annoy the hell out of people with these class 0 messages. Stop this shit right now.
July 30, 2016
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