Hello, my name is Nico Boyce. 
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Who knew Twitter would be the next Geocities
July 15, 2016
Inspired but exhausted after #imbibeLive
July 4, 2016
This is how I feel in my life
June 30, 2016
whereas the Labour battle is the trade dispute in Episode 1, tedious and incomprehensible and orchestrated by shadowy background figures
June 30, 2016
Gove just picked up Boris and threw him into the abyss like Darth Vader did the Emperor
June 30, 2016
Tom Watson must be impressed by Michael Gove's work this morning.
June 30, 2016
Boris bottled it then
June 30, 2016
Imagine if Green Party people looked at Labour and thought "ooh we need a piece of that" @politicallynate
June 28, 2016
What I like about the Labour party is how quick they are to spot opportunities to make bad things worse
June 28, 2016
can we focus on the important things here I.e. who do we blame
June 23, 2016
does Dimbleby drink Monster or Relentless on nights like this

I think we need to know
June 23, 2016
Always quite liked David Davis but I'm never sure why
June 23, 2016
yeah Kettering, where even are you
June 23, 2016
We all acknowledge this is just a tory leadership election, right?
June 23, 2016
gah no idea where I'm supposed to vote - will it be the same place as for the locals?
June 23, 2016
"EU exit risks 'black Friday'" well if slightly cheaper TVs for a day and maybe a punch-up in Asda are the only consequences
June 20, 2016
Realisation: I've never even pretended to like a Coen brothers film
June 16, 2016
Imagine if Twitter was still a thing
June 15, 2016
Breaking: professionally controversial comedian with book to sell has controversial opinion on big news story
June 4, 2016
I mean I was undecided about the EU until this northern teenager pointed out the PM wasn't talking enough about migration
June 3, 2016
Sky news seem to have recruited a family of racists to watch Cameron's TV thing and it's hilarious
June 3, 2016
Watching the ingerland match and I forgot they switch sides at half time and it properly confused me for a moment
June 2, 2016
I've developed slight sympathy for the chefs I've worked with over the last few years. Bar manager's remorse
June 1, 2016
First day at the new job. Bloody knackered
June 1, 2016
Imagine seeing Gawker as something worth saving
May 26, 2016
So it turns out I'm marrying someone who knows every word to Dire Straits song Romeo and Juliet
May 25, 2016
Starting my new job a week today so my motivation for this shift is not good
May 24, 2016
Seriously considering going offline for a while and living without the internet while that's still possible
May 23, 2016
Take a minute to appreciate what the Guardian has achieved here
May 23, 2016
I'm vaguely concerned I've permanently damaged myself this week
May 21, 2016
This hangover is now into its third day
May 21, 2016
Also: I had to bar a guy with aspergers tonight and I don't know how I feel about that
May 20, 2016
There's something therapeutic about quitting
May 20, 2016
Right now five years ago I was watching Queens of the Stone Age at the Roundhouse and just now I put the telly on and there they were
May 17, 2016
I didn't know I was capable of feeling this rotten and still getting out of bed so, you know, go me
May 17, 2016
I made a map of pubs in Southampton with decent reviews and these nice people put it on their website
May 12, 2016
Made a little Google map of decent pubs in Southampton and these folks put it on their website
May 12, 2016
Smokers, ex smokers, people who care about people who still smoke - this debate is well worth a watch (yes I know it's long) Smoking in Britain is "a Hillsborough every eight hours"
May 12, 2016
My hobby: finding petitions one signature short of their target
May 12, 2016
seriously
May 11, 2016
We all lived through the twitpocalypse, accept ownz, the unfollow bug, right? but for what
May 11, 2016
Meanwhile, on Yikyak
May 11, 2016
And there was me thinking Disney invented them
May 11, 2016
oh my hard drive is full okay DELETE SOME STUFF THEN STUPID MACHINE seriously i need all of futurama and i need it now
May 11, 2016
What the hell did they think they were doing, seriously
May 11, 2016
Imagine seeing that maybe he doesn't hit you hashtag and thinking "I bet these abused women would really value some male input here"
May 11, 2016
Yeah, yeah, BBC recipes. But the real crime was killing h2h2 and Celebdaq
May 10, 2016
As far as disaffiliated unions go I preferred their early stuff
May 10, 2016
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