Hello, my name is Malcolm Gordon. digital marketing analyst. startups @SWPerth mentor. responsible father of 27. maypole dancer. extreme ironer. views my own
I'm gonna eat you up while I make your friend watch fish-face!
October 27, 2016
caught up in a Ferrari convoy on way to work this morning #perth
October 17, 2016
Once poverty-stricken, China’s “Taobao villages” have found a lifeline making trinkets for the internet qz.com/899922 via @qz
February 13, 2017
Said we'd start with a bottle of moet for two - Monday
February 13, 2017
THEM: one of the goals is to generate brand awarness
ME: great, how are you going to measure if it's working
THEM: *blank stare*
ME: great, how are you going to measure if it's working
THEM: *blank stare*
February 12, 2017
ha! genius >>> Shinder: Dating app with only one man available to date, Shed Simove producthunt.com/posts/shinder via… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 8, 2017
some of my favourite spots in Perth mentioned sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…
February 6, 2017
“Why Our Super Bowl Ad Failed” by Cards Against Humanity medium.com/@CardsAgainstH…
February 6, 2017
Hey #startupaus, it's time we had a talk about startup lust, writes @nicole_kersh startupdaily.net/2017/02/need-t… via @StartupDailyANZ
February 2, 2017
The Punishment - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts youtube.com/watch?v=nEQPeb…
February 2, 2017
not feeling so crash hot. must have come down with some sort of malady
June 19, 2016
was losing badly at table tennis but through sheer will i proceeded to turn the tables on my opposition and ended up decisively trouncing them. I made a malcomeback
June 16, 2016
got a funny growth on my arm. think it could be a malonoma
June 16, 2016
so this is twenty....two whole decades have elapsed since this came out. How about that!
June 15, 2016
got a part in a tv show where i play a shoe salesman - Mal Bundy
June 12, 2016
this potato salad tastes like lazing by a lagoon in a tropical paradise
June 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/msmaddiep/status/740712740407250945
June 9, 2016
Today was double bake day thanks to the Cannonball & @jaimck01 #bakeday
June 7, 2016
what kind of mad sorcery is this? @yvonne_doherty_ #dessertpizza #amazeballs #delish
June 5, 2016
been very forgetful this week, must have Malzheimers
June 3, 2016
Sunny Sunglasses before and after my two year old niece had a play with him
May 30, 2016
i am a Malcan. not a Malcan't
May 16, 2016
both light and dark sides of the force make for a balanced diet. Also, thanks @smokey_dokes 😀 #dinnerisserved #lightmeal
May 16, 2016
any recommendations for hotels in Munich and/or Prague?
May 15, 2016
I build and optimise sales funnels. I'm a rare combination of creative problem solver and hard nosed bean counter. I have enjoyed careers in the marketing, advertising, digital, construction and finance industries and bring this hard won and highly valued experience into every role.
I use cutting edge technologies and processes to build and protect brands online, win the hearts and minds of customers, increase efficiencies, improve ROI and lead my teams to excellence.
I manage six figure budgets and have generated millions in revenue through online and other channels. I am passionate about startups and startup culture.
Thinking of sending a connection request so that you can pitch me? DON'T BOTHER! I will either BLOCK or IGNORE you. If i am interested in your offering, i will contact you.