
Hello, my name is John Smit.
What the actual FUCK England. It's a vote. You have a choice, and nobody is forcing you either way. And now an innocent person is dead. We are better than this, aren't we?
June 16, 2016
Cup of coffee to begin proceedings, now bring on the stag. See you on the other side, if I survive...
June 11, 2016
June 6, 2016
OK vote leave promo people, where did you get my details from?! Addressed to me at my home address. I don't sign up to any mailing lists for any political information, so I'm genuinely interested as to where this has come from...!
June 4, 2016
Tickets booked for Allo Allo tonight, can't wait to see it guys, I've heard great things! Mark Bolkonsky Kym Eden Lucy Baker Jemma Darvill Claire Hodgson Jason Craig Middleton Andrew Deacon Steve Hobbs Adele Digby Bolkonsky (think that's all of you!)
Cracking evening of football with Andy Martin, Shaun Walsh, Dan Gallagher et al. Great to catch up with you guys, cheers for the invite :)
May 12, 2016

May 6, 2016
Sold out for tonight and only one ticket for tomorrow night. If you have the time book in for the matinée performance tomorrow, you won't be disappointed*.
*you might be with my performance, but the rest of the cast are amazing

Clare Ashcroft - just love Cynthia Erivo's voice so much
April 22, 2016
March 14, 2016
Do love a good bit of Schadenfreude of an evening. Man revs up beautiful Ferrari in car park. Man deafens other occupants with the noise. Man feels big and manly...until he turns round the corner, goes down the slope, and promptly removes his front bumper on the incline. Oh dear.

John Smit shared Gutenberg - Dein Studentenverein's photo.
March 5, 2016
Thank goodness for Google backups. One hard reset of the phone later and all back up and running within the hour. Well played Google!
March 2, 2016
Any of my friends fancy having a go at brewing? I'm looking at you Mark and Iain. Tactical Nuclear Penguin, anyone...? Oh, and open source beer brewing FTW. Well done Brew Dog!
March 1, 2016
January 11, 2016
If you are a runner/fitness fanatic and enjoy listening to music through headphones I implore you to buy a pair of iT7Audio headphones (I have the iT7s2). I've just finished my first run with them and they are quite simply the best headphones I've ever used when running. They're also on offer at the moment...!

So I'm all set, and with an impromptu encounter with Edward Fuller to boot. Here's to a good game! Stuart Carter, sorry but I'm really hoping you don't get a birthday present from the Horns...
January 9, 2016
So. Much. Food.
January 7, 2016

Now, I know it's late and that many people will already have seen this but it made me giggle
December 30, 2015
Current commute time - 2 hours and counting. It isn't even snowing!
December 21, 2015
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey, but I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
October 4, 2015